Saw this quite long time ago, but still found it funny now...
HAHAHA.......
讓國人最爽的六個 Malaysia 極品笑話
１、Pak Lah, Najib And Sami Vellu 同坐直升機巡視。
Sami Vellu 說：'如果我丟一千塊下去，撿到那一個人一定很高興。
Najib 說：'如果我丟兩張五百元下去，那就有兩個人很高興了。
Pak Lah 說：'如果我丟十張一百元下去，就有十個人很高興了。
這個時候 ........駕駛員喃喃自語地說：'何不把自己都丟下去，讓兩千一百萬人都高興呢？
2、Sami Vellu 希望提高自己的聲望，想要發行一款有自己肖像的郵票.....
發行過了一個多月之後，Sami Vellu 想要問看看視察看看銷路如何.....
Sami Vellu ： '銷售情形怎麼樣？
郵政總局局長：'還算不錯，只不過常常有人抱怨黏不牢！
Sami Vellu ： '怎麼會呢？
Sami Vellu 隨手拿了一張郵票，塗了一點口水在郵票背面，便試貼在信封上 ....
Sami Vellu ：' 這樣不是黏得很緊嗎？
郵政總局局長： '可是......大家....都把口水吐在正面啊 ......
3、深夜，Najib 去買宵夜，結果在路上遇到搶匪 …
搶匪拿著槍指著 Najib 說：' 把身上的錢交出來！
Najib 勃然大怒說：'你這什麼態度？我可是堂堂Vice Prime Minister 耶！
搶匪：'喔，那……把我的錢還來。 '
4、某天，Prime Minister 、Parliment members...等大官一起參加一個會議，結果發生連環車禍，送至醫院急救，記者們聞風趕至醫院....
稍久，醫生出來了，記者忙著問'醫生！醫生！Prime Minister 有救嗎？
醫生沮喪的搖搖頭說：'唉 ..Prime Minister 沒救了...
記者又問：'醫生！醫生！Najib 有救嗎？
醫生又沮喪的搖搖頭說：'唉 ...也沒救了...
記者就問：'那 ...到底誰有救？
醫生精神一振說： 'Malaysia 有救了！
5、有一天Sami Vellu 往某家精神病院視察，所有的病人都站在走廊上高聲歡呼，Sami Vellu 萬歲！Sami Vellu 萬歲！
只有一名病人面無表情，對Sami Vellu 不理不睬。
Sami Vellu 看到了，問院長說：'那位病人為什麼不對我歡呼呢？
院長：'因為他今天精神非常正常。
6、一輛競選車載著Sami Vellu 競選團隊開到鄉村去造勢，不幸在山間小路上翻車。
正在農田作活的老農民看見這情景，就趕到出事地點，可是車上的人都死光了。
于是他挖了一個土坑，把幾個政客都埋了。
過了幾天，負責事故勘察的警察找到那個老農民，問他那幾個政客到哪里去了，老農民說己經埋了。
警察趕緊追問：'他們都死了嗎？
老農回答說：'嗯…，我看到Sami Vellu 在我埋他的時候大叫說他還沒死。
警察說：'那你怎麼也把他埋了？'老農說：'你知道的嘛? 這個Sami Vellu 從不說實話。
9/15/08
9/7/08
Men Are Hard To Pleased
The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't , he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; If u do he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. (Bullshit)
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES , he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS u, u are too ! SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
Seen this long time ago...
But in order to create fairness between both sexes, I decided to post this.....haha......
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't , he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; If u do he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. (Bullshit)
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES , he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS u, u are too ! SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
Seen this long time ago...
But in order to create fairness between both sexes, I decided to post this.....haha......
9/6/08
Datuk Ahmad Ismail, Buat Laporan Polis!!!!!
Kepada Datuk Ahmad Ismail,
Kalau kenyataanmu benar-benar "dimanipulasi" oleh pemberita akhbar Sin Chew Jit Poh sehingga menimbulkan isu perkauman, LAPORKAN KEPADA POLIS!!!!!! Jangan biar individual yang salah terlepas dari kehukuman!!
Negara kita ni ada Undang-undang, Janganlah hanya menuduh pemberita yang melaporkan berita itu sebagai individual yang sepatutnya meminta maaf..
Kepercayaan terhadap pemimpin-pemimpin dari BN telah semakin kurang, siapa akan percaya kamu jika kamu tak berani melaporkan kepada polis? Biarlah mahkamah buat keputusan, semua rakyat Malaysia pun ingin mendengar kata-kata dari dua pihak.
Tapi, saya tak faham ni....
Mengapa Najib meminta maaf sedangkan Datuk sendiri mendapati beliau tak salah?? Najib berada di situ masa Datuk memberi ucapanmu, adakah Najib juga menuduh beliau?? Mangapa Najib nak buat begitu, saya tak faham ni....
Yang Berhormat Datuk Ahmad Ismail, kamu sepatutnya berani menanggung tanggungjawab, kalau kamu ingin menjadi Datuk yang DINORMATI.
Long time didnt write in Bahasa Malaysia, found it quite tough...haha.....
I truly feel that Datuk Ahmad Ismail should lodge a polis report if he feels his words being misstated. Please include Najib in the polis report as our deputy PM agreed that Ahmad's statements was disappropriate. Dont always accuse reporters when said somethings wrong, despite I know this is a common trick used by certain politicans.
BANGUN-LAH, the world is changing, Malaysia is changing as well. Dont always think that those tricks are still applicable now. Just take an example, someone told u that u were "naive", he appears 2 weeks later and tell u that he was only referring to the time when u were still a child. Haih.....Human tends to create excuses for what they had done wrong...
A simple apologise will reduce the impacts much, but this irresponsible behaviour from him just makes all Malaysians embarrassing.....
Anyway, not really important, he's just a small udang-udang, I will remember him as a racist despite he strongly deny that....haha.....Lastly, credits to UMNO national leaders like Najib, not easy for UMNO to apologise, it's a good start to form a truly united country!!!
Kalau kenyataanmu benar-benar "dimanipulasi" oleh pemberita akhbar Sin Chew Jit Poh sehingga menimbulkan isu perkauman, LAPORKAN KEPADA POLIS!!!!!! Jangan biar individual yang salah terlepas dari kehukuman!!
Negara kita ni ada Undang-undang, Janganlah hanya menuduh pemberita yang melaporkan berita itu sebagai individual yang sepatutnya meminta maaf..
Kepercayaan terhadap pemimpin-pemimpin dari BN telah semakin kurang, siapa akan percaya kamu jika kamu tak berani melaporkan kepada polis? Biarlah mahkamah buat keputusan, semua rakyat Malaysia pun ingin mendengar kata-kata dari dua pihak.
Tapi, saya tak faham ni....
Mengapa Najib meminta maaf sedangkan Datuk sendiri mendapati beliau tak salah?? Najib berada di situ masa Datuk memberi ucapanmu, adakah Najib juga menuduh beliau?? Mangapa Najib nak buat begitu, saya tak faham ni....
Yang Berhormat Datuk Ahmad Ismail, kamu sepatutnya berani menanggung tanggungjawab, kalau kamu ingin menjadi Datuk yang DINORMATI.
Long time didnt write in Bahasa Malaysia, found it quite tough...haha.....
I truly feel that Datuk Ahmad Ismail should lodge a polis report if he feels his words being misstated. Please include Najib in the polis report as our deputy PM agreed that Ahmad's statements was disappropriate. Dont always accuse reporters when said somethings wrong, despite I know this is a common trick used by certain politicans.
BANGUN-LAH, the world is changing, Malaysia is changing as well. Dont always think that those tricks are still applicable now. Just take an example, someone told u that u were "naive", he appears 2 weeks later and tell u that he was only referring to the time when u were still a child. Haih.....Human tends to create excuses for what they had done wrong...
A simple apologise will reduce the impacts much, but this irresponsible behaviour from him just makes all Malaysians embarrassing.....
Anyway, not really important, he's just a small udang-udang, I will remember him as a racist despite he strongly deny that....haha.....Lastly, credits to UMNO national leaders like Najib, not easy for UMNO to apologise, it's a good start to form a truly united country!!!
Wife vs Girl Friend
Yet,another funny forward mail I received...lol....
translation:
harimau - tiger
hari hari mahu - daily needs
Do you agree with the following statements :
Some people say :
Wife is a HARIMAU ¡¡¡¡¡ GIRLFRIEND is HARI HARI MAHU
And some say :Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV, go out bring HP.No money, sell TV.
Got money change HP.Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but handphone is cute,slim,curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding,
Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..
Last but not least.......TV do not have virus, but h/p yes..........have VIRUS...............once get it, HABIS LA. ....... hahahahaha......
so better choose TV
translation:
harimau - tiger
hari hari mahu - daily needs
Do you agree with the following statements :
Some people say :
Wife is a HARIMAU ¡¡¡¡¡ GIRLFRIEND is HARI HARI MAHU
And some say :Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV, go out bring HP.No money, sell TV.
Got money change HP.Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but handphone is cute,slim,curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding,
Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..
Last but not least.......TV do not have virus, but h/p yes..........have VIRUS...............once get it, HABIS LA. ....... hahahahaha......
so better choose TV
9/5/08
Airasia CEO blog
I just found Airasia CEO Dato Sri Anthony Fernandes's blog :
http://www.tonyfernandesblog.com/
"Hopefully everyone who reads this will look at it in the right spirit...positive spirit. Something all of us as Malaysians need a massive dose of."
"One of the key issues we face today is to stop great talent from leaving our wonderful country. A loss of even one talented Malaysian represents a drain on our great country."
"In this era of globalization, I hope that we can put our differences behind us and work as a united Malaysia to combat the many challenges thrown at us. "
"Let's look confidently together towards the future and strengthen our bonds as Malaysians to take our nation to greater heights."
Those are words from his blog. Pretty inspiring.......
But what happening now (referring to Ahmad Ismail's racist remark) shows that our country is still have long long way to go......
Anyway, I do believe that the future of our country will be better!!! (look in positive spirit)
http://www.tonyfernandesblog.com/
"Hopefully everyone who reads this will look at it in the right spirit...positive spirit. Something all of us as Malaysians need a massive dose of."
"One of the key issues we face today is to stop great talent from leaving our wonderful country. A loss of even one talented Malaysian represents a drain on our great country."
"In this era of globalization, I hope that we can put our differences behind us and work as a united Malaysia to combat the many challenges thrown at us. "
"Let's look confidently together towards the future and strengthen our bonds as Malaysians to take our nation to greater heights."
Those are words from his blog. Pretty inspiring.......
But what happening now (referring to Ahmad Ismail's racist remark) shows that our country is still have long long way to go......
Anyway, I do believe that the future of our country will be better!!! (look in positive spirit)
9/3/08
9/2/08
Are you a Chinese??
What makes a Chinese-CHINESE?
Please check the list to see how Chinese you or your friends really are: There are at least 29 ways to know if you're Chinese. You will laugh at yourself when you read all of them.
1. You unwrap gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those ribbons).
2. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.
3. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
4. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers. You use the grocery bags to hold garbage.
5. You hate to waste food: (a) Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them. (Your mom will give you a lecture about starving kids in Africa ).
(b) You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.
6. You don't own any real Tupperware- only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, take out containers, and jam jars.
7. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
8. You wipe your plate and utensils or wash them in a small basin of hot water before you eat every time you go to a restaurant.
9 . You own a rice cooker and a slow cooker.
10. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it.
11. You fight (literally) over who pays the dinner bill.
12. You have a teacup with a cover on it.
13. If you're under age 20, you own a really expensive Walkman; if you're over 20, you own a really expensive camera.
14. You're a wok user.
15. You only make long distance calls after 7pm.
16. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached - it means they're fresh.
17. You never call your parents just to say, ' Hi. '
18. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they'll ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
19. Your parents tell you to boil herbs and stay indoors when you get sick. They also tell you not to eat fried foods or baked foods because such food is ' heaty'
20. You e-mail your Chinese friends at work, even though you only sit 10 feet apart.
21. You always cook too much.
22. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table.
23. You starve yourself before going to an ' All You Can Eat ' buffet.
24. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry, electronics, or computers.
25 . You own your own meat cleaver and sharpens it.
26. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.
27. You call a sausage a hotdog.
28. You wrap with napkins all the knives, spoons and forks of the airline that you fly on and put in your travel-bag as souvenirs
29. You never forget to take with you all the unused bath and facial tissues when you check out from the hotel because you believe that you have paid for it all.
Please check the list to see how Chinese you or your friends really are: There are at least 29 ways to know if you're Chinese. You will laugh at yourself when you read all of them.
1. You unwrap gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those ribbons).
2. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.
3. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
4. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers. You use the grocery bags to hold garbage.
5. You hate to waste food: (a) Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them. (Your mom will give you a lecture about starving kids in Africa ).
(b) You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.
6. You don't own any real Tupperware- only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, take out containers, and jam jars.
7. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
8. You wipe your plate and utensils or wash them in a small basin of hot water before you eat every time you go to a restaurant.
9 . You own a rice cooker and a slow cooker.
10. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it.
11. You fight (literally) over who pays the dinner bill.
12. You have a teacup with a cover on it.
13. If you're under age 20, you own a really expensive Walkman; if you're over 20, you own a really expensive camera.
14. You're a wok user.
15. You only make long distance calls after 7pm.
16. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached - it means they're fresh.
17. You never call your parents just to say, ' Hi. '
18. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they'll ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
19. Your parents tell you to boil herbs and stay indoors when you get sick. They also tell you not to eat fried foods or baked foods because such food is ' heaty'
20. You e-mail your Chinese friends at work, even though you only sit 10 feet apart.
21. You always cook too much.
22. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table.
23. You starve yourself before going to an ' All You Can Eat ' buffet.
24. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry, electronics, or computers.
25 . You own your own meat cleaver and sharpens it.
26. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.
27. You call a sausage a hotdog.
28. You wrap with napkins all the knives, spoons and forks of the airline that you fly on and put in your travel-bag as souvenirs
29. You never forget to take with you all the unused bath and facial tissues when you check out from the hotel because you believe that you have paid for it all.
9/1/08
Some songs
KawanKu
網路大戰
麻坡的华语
One night stand
可怜的小弟
天堂 龔柯允 作詞:黃明志 作曲: M.Nasir/Loloq
Negarakuku by Yahoonamewee
Just enjoy these songs as an entertainment.....hahaha!!!
網路大戰
麻坡的华语
One night stand
可怜的小弟
天堂 龔柯允 作詞:黃明志 作曲: M.Nasir/Loloq
Negarakuku by Yahoonamewee
Just enjoy these songs as an entertainment.....hahaha!!!
8/31/08
Happy Birthday, MALAYSIA!!!!!
Don't sue me, I don't have money!!!
No offences on anyone, just hope that Malaysia will get better and better!!!!
Hope that everyone can enjoy this song with open mind, do appreciate the freedom of speaking!
Note: I don't 100% agree with this song, but have to praise his talents.
8/30/08
Good Story
A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: 'I am blind, please help.' There were only a few coins in the hat.
A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.
Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, 'Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?'
The man said, 'I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way.' What he had written was: 'Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it.'
Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing?
Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective? Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively.
Invite others towards good with wisdom. Live life with no excuse and love with no regrets. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear.
Great men say, 'Life has to be an incessant process of repair and reconstruction, of discarding evil and developing goodness.... In the journey of life, if you want to travel without fear, you must have the ticket of a good conscience.'
The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling...And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it!!!
8/18/08
国庆日的最佳礼物
李宗伟输了。。。一场让人失望的巅峰之战。。。我觉得李宗伟发挥正常，只是林丹当天太神了，从该决赛的表现来看，他确实配得上那枚金牌。从比分来看，大家可能觉得林丹赢得很轻松，但回想他四年来所承受的压力，这枚金牌来得不易。
同样的，李宗伟的银牌也来得更加不易。多年来，他独自一人对抗强大的中国男单，输球时还需承受球迷的责备，那种孤独感非我们能理解的。。。坦白说，之前我对李宗伟没什么好感，尤其是去年世锦赛落败后公开责备总教练。但，他过后的表现确实让我刮目相看。他从低谷中走出来所付出的努力不是我们能想象的。他在各方面的自我提升有目共睹，尤其是心态。不但是他在球场上出色的表现，更重要的是他自我超越，尊重对手的精神赢得我的尊重。
他那份决心、信心、执著、投入和努力是值得学习的。他也让我相信只要有决心和信心，大马人民还是可以在世界舞台发光发亮的！！！
大马人民不分彼此地支持李宗伟，为他呐喊加油，米斯本和李宗伟不分种族地为国家荣誉而奋斗。。。。这些都是国庆日的最佳礼物，真正的MALAYSIA BOLEH！！！
同样的，李宗伟的银牌也来得更加不易。多年来，他独自一人对抗强大的中国男单，输球时还需承受球迷的责备，那种孤独感非我们能理解的。。。坦白说，之前我对李宗伟没什么好感，尤其是去年世锦赛落败后公开责备总教练。但，他过后的表现确实让我刮目相看。他从低谷中走出来所付出的努力不是我们能想象的。他在各方面的自我提升有目共睹，尤其是心态。不但是他在球场上出色的表现，更重要的是他自我超越，尊重对手的精神赢得我的尊重。
他那份决心、信心、执著、投入和努力是值得学习的。他也让我相信只要有决心和信心，大马人民还是可以在世界舞台发光发亮的！！！
大马人民不分彼此地支持李宗伟，为他呐喊加油，米斯本和李宗伟不分种族地为国家荣誉而奋斗。。。。这些都是国庆日的最佳礼物，真正的MALAYSIA BOLEH！！！
8/13/08
Missing parts of Beijing Olympics 2008 Opening Ceremony
一场大型晚会中，负责切换镜头决定机位的导播是异常重要的。好的导播可以恰到好处的利用机位和远近镜头给大家呈现出最好的效果。结果导播把老谋子好几年的心血给打了5折。 这次导播的遗憾的让我们完全没有真实的看到一个美轮美奂举世震惊的开幕式。
开场的击缶，整齐！壮观！
应该切远景的时候居然用局部特写，许多搭配在一起简直如画般美好的场景，被大打折扣。 还是击缶，大家谁在电视上看到这个场景了？ 没错，这个场景的时候，导播把镜头切到观众席去了
中国红
鸟巢真的是个气势磅礴的地方，还是击缶部分。仰角度观看。导播就会切观众席特写
五星红旗迎风飘扬，胜利歌声多么响亮
升国旗，奏国歌
谁在电视上看到还有字了= =如果不是这组照片，没去现场的近40亿人，谁知道上面还有行字？
竖起来的五环
在桃花的部分，导播坚定的切了一个桃花的超大近景特写。所以全世界40亿人在这个部分，基本只看到了疑似塑料花的道具特写。 那么我们来看现场的效果
真实的效果！！！ 被这张桃花震撼了！！ 张艺谋我以后再也不说你是农村剧专业户了！你是当之无愧的大导演！
下面是手拿竹制书简的表演。 在电视上，导播给这个表演来的也是大特写，特写到满眼都是脑袋上的长羽毛，感觉就是一大群脑袋上带羽毛球的人。我们来看现场的效果
泼墨写意，画般感觉。而此时我们能在电视上看到的，只有导播切到的脑袋顶端羽毛特写
这个镜头的时候，看电视的人，完全看不到两边的优美陶瓷图画。只给了中间特写，而且是长时间的，完全没有顾忌到两边的整体协调性。
这么美好的角度，这么美丽的场景，你们居然只在女演员脸上打特写，那几个姑娘是好看，
但是不能只拍她们啊！电视上没能看到这个场景，太遗憾了
电视里完全都没有拍到的！该拉近景的时候你们又远远的拍柱子远景，谁能看清楚上面的人呀。
天呐，这和今天电视上播出的，真的是同一场开幕式吗？这么美丽的东西，为什么没有被呈现出来
多么美丽的敦煌飞天舞者。只给了两个镜头，还不知所谓= =
背影
我敢打赌看电视转播的观众，都不知道这幅画原来是这样的。
这是太极拳表演变换太极阵，太美了。电视上在给演员们打超近距离面部特写近景
继续太极阵
你们知道这是什么吗？没人知道吧？ 这是太极拳最开始那段。 那段大家应该记得很清楚，还是在打近距离特写。 远景，远景才是张艺谋导演追求的效果啊！！！泪，美好的远景就这么被导播切没了
太极阵的另一变化
笑脸
真美好
这和电视上完全是两场晚会啊！
这些笑脸电视里都看不到TOT
连我们精心制作的烟火都没有拍摄出来
鸟巢烟火
仿若置身幻境
火树银花
导播只知道航拍烟火很有feel，却不知道从鸟巢向上看，又一处人间胜景
这才是老谋子要表达的从古代织布机中走出的丝绸之路！
在地球之外还有灿烂的银河，我反正是没看见~！
开场的击缶，整齐！壮观！
应该切远景的时候居然用局部特写，许多搭配在一起简直如画般美好的场景，被大打折扣。 还是击缶，大家谁在电视上看到这个场景了？ 没错，这个场景的时候，导播把镜头切到观众席去了
中国红
鸟巢真的是个气势磅礴的地方，还是击缶部分。仰角度观看。导播就会切观众席特写
五星红旗迎风飘扬，胜利歌声多么响亮
升国旗，奏国歌
谁在电视上看到还有字了= =如果不是这组照片，没去现场的近40亿人，谁知道上面还有行字？
竖起来的五环
在桃花的部分，导播坚定的切了一个桃花的超大近景特写。所以全世界40亿人在这个部分，基本只看到了疑似塑料花的道具特写。 那么我们来看现场的效果
真实的效果！！！ 被这张桃花震撼了！！ 张艺谋我以后再也不说你是农村剧专业户了！你是当之无愧的大导演！
下面是手拿竹制书简的表演。 在电视上，导播给这个表演来的也是大特写，特写到满眼都是脑袋上的长羽毛，感觉就是一大群脑袋上带羽毛球的人。我们来看现场的效果
泼墨写意，画般感觉。而此时我们能在电视上看到的，只有导播切到的脑袋顶端羽毛特写
这个镜头的时候，看电视的人，完全看不到两边的优美陶瓷图画。只给了中间特写，而且是长时间的，完全没有顾忌到两边的整体协调性。
这么美好的角度，这么美丽的场景，你们居然只在女演员脸上打特写，那几个姑娘是好看，
但是不能只拍她们啊！电视上没能看到这个场景，太遗憾了
电视里完全都没有拍到的！该拉近景的时候你们又远远的拍柱子远景，谁能看清楚上面的人呀。
天呐，这和今天电视上播出的，真的是同一场开幕式吗？这么美丽的东西，为什么没有被呈现出来
多么美丽的敦煌飞天舞者。只给了两个镜头，还不知所谓= =
背影
我敢打赌看电视转播的观众，都不知道这幅画原来是这样的。
这是太极拳表演变换太极阵，太美了。电视上在给演员们打超近距离面部特写近景
继续太极阵
你们知道这是什么吗？没人知道吧？ 这是太极拳最开始那段。 那段大家应该记得很清楚，还是在打近距离特写。 远景，远景才是张艺谋导演追求的效果啊！！！泪，美好的远景就这么被导播切没了
太极阵的另一变化
笑脸
真美好
这和电视上完全是两场晚会啊！
这些笑脸电视里都看不到TOT
连我们精心制作的烟火都没有拍摄出来
鸟巢烟火
仿若置身幻境
火树银花
导播只知道航拍烟火很有feel，却不知道从鸟巢向上看，又一处人间胜景
这才是老谋子要表达的从古代织布机中走出的丝绸之路！
在地球之外还有灿烂的银河，我反正是没看见~！
8/12/08
Poll Results
Will Malaysia grab the first ever Olympics GOLD medal(s) in Beijing Olympics 2008?
62% - Yes.Through Badminton.
31% - No. Going to disappointed again =.=
6% - Yes. Through other sports.
Expected results. Badminton is the only sport that our country able to win gold medal in Olympics. Hopefully they can live up to the expectations.
Personally, I think Koo/Tan can win the gold medal this time. Meanwhile, it's a tough job for Lee Chong Wei to crown the men's singles title as too many Chinese players are there, he really needs to beware of Bao Chun Lai in the semi final.
Hope that they can end the long-waited Olympics gold medal!!!! MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!
62% - Yes.Through Badminton.
31% - No. Going to disappointed again =.=
6% - Yes. Through other sports.
Expected results. Badminton is the only sport that our country able to win gold medal in Olympics. Hopefully they can live up to the expectations.
Personally, I think Koo/Tan can win the gold medal this time. Meanwhile, it's a tough job for Lee Chong Wei to crown the men's singles title as too many Chinese players are there, he really needs to beware of Bao Chun Lai in the semi final.
Hope that they can end the long-waited Olympics gold medal!!!! MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!
8/6/08
Beijing Olympics 2008 - Badminton
Below are my predictions for winners of Beijing Olympics 2008 - badminton. Hopefully Malaysia can bring back gold medal(s). "MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!"
Men’s Singles:
Gold: LIN Dan (CHN)
Silver: LEE Chong Wei (MAS)
Bronze: BAO Chunlai (CHN)
4th: WONG Choong Hann (MAS)
Black Horses: NGUYEN Tien Minh (VIE) / LEE Hyun Il (KOR)
Men’s Doubles:
Gold: KOO Kien Keat/TAN Boon Heong (MAS)
Silver: FU Haifeng/CAI Yun (CHN)
Bronze: JUNG Jae Sung/LEE Yong Dae (KOR)
4th: CHOONG Tan Fook/LEE Wan Wah (MAS)
Black Horses: PASSKE Lars/RASMUSSEN Jonas(DEN) /
ERIKSEN Jens/LUNDGAARD HANSEN Martin (DEN)
Women’s Singles:
Gold: LU Lan (CHN)
Silver: RASMUSSEN Tine (DEN)
Bronze: XIE Xingfang (CHN)
4th: ZHANG Ning (CHN)
Black Horses: CHENG Shao-Chieh (TPE) / JUN Jae Youn (KOR) /WANG Chen (HKG)
Women’s Doubles:
Gold: YANG Wei/ZHANG Jiewen (CHN)
Silver: DU Jing/YU Yang (F) (CHN)
Bronze: LEE Kyung Won/LEE Hyo Jung (KOR)
4th: ZHANG Yawen/WEI Yili (CHN)
Black Horse: CHIEN Yu Chin/CHENG Wen Hsing (TPE)
Mixed Doubles:
Gold: CLARK Anthony/KELLOGG Donna (ENG)
Silver: LIMPELE ~ Flandy/MARISSA Vita(INA)
Bronze: WIDIANTO Nova/NATSIR Liliyana (INA)
4th: LEE Yong Dae/LEE Hyo Jung (KOR)
Black Horse: ROBERTSON Nathan/EMMS Gail (ENG)
Men’s Singles:
Gold: LIN Dan (CHN)
Silver: LEE Chong Wei (MAS)
Bronze: BAO Chunlai (CHN)
4th: WONG Choong Hann (MAS)
Black Horses: NGUYEN Tien Minh (VIE) / LEE Hyun Il (KOR)
Men’s Doubles:
Gold: KOO Kien Keat/TAN Boon Heong (MAS)
Silver: FU Haifeng/CAI Yun (CHN)
Bronze: JUNG Jae Sung/LEE Yong Dae (KOR)
4th: CHOONG Tan Fook/LEE Wan Wah (MAS)
Black Horses: PASSKE Lars/RASMUSSEN Jonas(DEN) /
ERIKSEN Jens/LUNDGAARD HANSEN Martin (DEN)
Women’s Singles:
Gold: LU Lan (CHN)
Silver: RASMUSSEN Tine (DEN)
Bronze: XIE Xingfang (CHN)
4th: ZHANG Ning (CHN)
Black Horses: CHENG Shao-Chieh (TPE) / JUN Jae Youn (KOR) /WANG Chen (HKG)
Women’s Doubles:
Gold: YANG Wei/ZHANG Jiewen (CHN)
Silver: DU Jing/YU Yang (F) (CHN)
Bronze: LEE Kyung Won/LEE Hyo Jung (KOR)
4th: ZHANG Yawen/WEI Yili (CHN)
Black Horse: CHIEN Yu Chin/CHENG Wen Hsing (TPE)
Mixed Doubles:
Gold: CLARK Anthony/KELLOGG Donna (ENG)
Silver: LIMPELE ~ Flandy/MARISSA Vita(INA)
Bronze: WIDIANTO Nova/NATSIR Liliyana (INA)
4th: LEE Yong Dae/LEE Hyo Jung (KOR)
Black Horse: ROBERTSON Nathan/EMMS Gail (ENG)
8/3/08
Tag, Tag, Tag!!!
Instructions: Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.
1. At what age do you wish to marry?
This question is too far for me at this moment....I think things will happen when the time is right.
2. What is your most favourite thing to do?
Thinking, which makes my life hard sometimes.
3. If you have a close close close friend since childhood who loves to take away whatever you like, including guys/girls, and he/she always wins, will you still consider him/her your friend?
If he/she is the one who loves to take away whatever I like(which he/she knows), he/she won't be my close friend coz we are not from the same world from the beginning.
4. What would you give up in return to eat all you want in the world and not get fat?
Of course is my health. Anyway, I don't have any foods that I want to eat very much.
5. Is there someone in your heart right now?
I rather keep this secret in my heart to avoid any troubles to me.
6. Do you believe you can survive without money?
I believe humans will find the ways out when they are in trouble. So, go earn money if don't have money.
7. What are you afraid to lose the most?
Trust and love.
8. What do you feel like doing, right now?
Going back home in Malaysia.
9. If there's someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
Of course, after some "permissions"(hints) from her. This may proved to be costly as well.
10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
Ben Wong is smart,friendly,caring............in the conclusion,a GOOD GUY.
11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
Considerable and kind.
12. What is the thing that will make you think he/she is bad?
I rarely think persons besides me are bad despite he/she may hurt me.
13. What are the characteristics of your dream job?
Any jobs that could help people and eventually make me proud of myself.
14. Is anyone really perfect?
No. Weakness can be an advantage if can use it well.
15. If you had a choice to be rich or happy, which one would you pick?
Happy. When you are happy, you own everything...
16. If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
I hope I won't think too much if I could.
17. Who is the person that you can share all your problems with?
Previously, there was a girl that I can share all my problems with....but now I think my sister is the person.
18. How do you see yourself in 10 years time?
10 years older than now.
19. What is the one thing you love about yourself?
All. Who are going to love you if you can't accept yourself?
20. If you had 24 hours to do anything, anything at all in the world, whether it be realistically possible, what would it be?
Spend my time with persons that I love.
8 person whom I tag:
1- Saw Cheng Khang
2- Chin Wy Quin
3- Ong Han Ming
4- Alex Ong
5- Goh Sea Win
6- Saw Cheng Pheng
7- Yao Nie s
8- Soo Cheng Dar
1. At what age do you wish to marry?
This question is too far for me at this moment....I think things will happen when the time is right.
2. What is your most favourite thing to do?
Thinking, which makes my life hard sometimes.
3. If you have a close close close friend since childhood who loves to take away whatever you like, including guys/girls, and he/she always wins, will you still consider him/her your friend?
If he/she is the one who loves to take away whatever I like(which he/she knows), he/she won't be my close friend coz we are not from the same world from the beginning.
4. What would you give up in return to eat all you want in the world and not get fat?
Of course is my health. Anyway, I don't have any foods that I want to eat very much.
5. Is there someone in your heart right now?
I rather keep this secret in my heart to avoid any troubles to me.
6. Do you believe you can survive without money?
I believe humans will find the ways out when they are in trouble. So, go earn money if don't have money.
7. What are you afraid to lose the most?
Trust and love.
8. What do you feel like doing, right now?
Going back home in Malaysia.
9. If there's someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
Of course, after some "permissions"(hints) from her. This may proved to be costly as well.
10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
Ben Wong is smart,friendly,caring............in the conclusion,a GOOD GUY.
11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
Considerable and kind.
12. What is the thing that will make you think he/she is bad?
I rarely think persons besides me are bad despite he/she may hurt me.
13. What are the characteristics of your dream job?
Any jobs that could help people and eventually make me proud of myself.
14. Is anyone really perfect?
No. Weakness can be an advantage if can use it well.
15. If you had a choice to be rich or happy, which one would you pick?
Happy. When you are happy, you own everything...
16. If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
I hope I won't think too much if I could.
17. Who is the person that you can share all your problems with?
Previously, there was a girl that I can share all my problems with....but now I think my sister is the person.
18. How do you see yourself in 10 years time?
10 years older than now.
19. What is the one thing you love about yourself?
All. Who are going to love you if you can't accept yourself?
20. If you had 24 hours to do anything, anything at all in the world, whether it be realistically possible, what would it be?
Spend my time with persons that I love.
8 person whom I tag:
1- Saw Cheng Khang
2- Chin Wy Quin
3- Ong Han Ming
4- Alex Ong
5- Goh Sea Win
6- Saw Cheng Pheng
7- Yao Nie s
8- Soo Cheng Dar
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