Men Are Hard To Pleased

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't , he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; If u do he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. (Bullshit)

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES , he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS u, u are too ! SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....



Seen this long time ago...
But in order to create fairness between both sexes, I decided to post this.....haha......