9/15/08

六個 Malaysia 極品笑話

Saw this quite long time ago, but still found it funny now...
HAHAHA.......


讓國人最爽的六個 Malaysia 極品笑話

1、Pak Lah, Najib And Sami Vellu 同坐直升機巡視。
Sami Vellu 說:'如果我丟一千塊下去,撿到那一個人一定很高興。
Najib 說:'如果我丟兩張五百元下去,那就有兩個人很高興了。
Pak Lah 說:'如果我丟十張一百元下去,就有十個人很高興了。
這個時候 ........駕駛員喃喃自語地說:'何不把自己都丟下去,讓兩千一百萬人都高興呢

2、Sami Vellu 希望提高自己的聲望,想要發行一款有自己肖像的郵票.....
發行過了一個多月之後,Sami Vellu 想要問看看視察看看銷路如何.....
Sami Vellu : '銷售情形怎麼樣?
郵政總局局長:'還算不錯,只不過常常有人抱怨黏不牢!
Sami Vellu : '怎麼會呢?
Sami Vellu 隨手拿了一張郵票,塗了一點口水在郵票背面,便試貼在信封上 ....
Sami Vellu :' 這樣不是黏得很緊嗎?
郵政總局局長: '可是......大家....都把口水吐在正面啊 ......

3、深夜,Najib 去買宵夜,結果在路上遇到搶匪 …
搶匪拿著槍指著 Najib 說:' 把身上的錢交出來!
Najib 勃然大怒說:'你這什麼態度?我可是堂堂Vice Prime Minister 耶!
搶匪:'喔,那……把我的錢還來。 '

4、某天,Prime Minister 、Parliment members...等大官一起參加一個會議,結果發生連環車禍,送至醫院急救,記者們聞風趕至醫院....
稍久,醫生出來了,記者忙著問'醫生!醫生!Prime Minister 有救嗎?
醫生沮喪的搖搖頭說:'唉 ..Prime Minister 沒救了...
記者又問:'醫生!醫生!Najib 有救嗎?
醫生又沮喪的搖搖頭說:'唉 ...也沒救了...
記者就問:'那 ...到底誰有救?
醫生精神一振說: 'Malaysia 有救了

5、有一天Sami Vellu 往某家精神病院視察,所有的病人都站在走廊上高聲歡呼,Sami Vellu 萬歲!Sami Vellu 萬歲!
只有一名病人面無表情,對Sami Vellu 不理不睬。
Sami Vellu 看到了,問院長說:'那位病人為什麼不對我歡呼呢?
院長:'因為他今天精神非常正常

6、一輛競選車載著Sami Vellu 競選團隊開到鄉村去造勢,不幸在山間小路上翻車。
正在農田作活的老農民看見這情景,就趕到出事地點,可是車上的人都死光了。
于是他挖了一個土坑,把幾個政客都埋了。
過了幾天,負責事故勘察的警察找到那個老農民,問他那幾個政客到哪里去了,老農民說己經埋了。
警察趕緊追問:'他們都死了嗎?
老農回答說:'嗯…,我看到Sami Vellu 在我埋他的時候大叫說他還沒死。
警察說:'那你怎麼也把他埋了?'老農說:'你知道的嘛? 這個Sami Vellu 從不說實話

9/7/08

Men Are Hard To Pleased

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't , he says u are from KAMPUNG.


If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)


If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; If u do he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. (Bullshit)

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES , he is GENTLEMAN.


If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS u, u are too ! SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....




Seen this long time ago...
But in order to create fairness between both sexes, I decided to post this.....haha......

9/6/08

Datuk Ahmad Ismail, Buat Laporan Polis!!!!!

Kepada Datuk Ahmad Ismail,

Kalau kenyataanmu benar-benar "dimanipulasi" oleh pemberita akhbar Sin Chew Jit Poh sehingga menimbulkan isu perkauman, LAPORKAN KEPADA POLIS!!!!!! Jangan biar individual yang salah terlepas dari kehukuman!!

Negara kita ni ada Undang-undang, Janganlah hanya menuduh pemberita yang melaporkan berita itu sebagai individual yang sepatutnya meminta maaf..
Kepercayaan terhadap pemimpin-pemimpin dari BN telah semakin kurang, siapa akan percaya kamu jika kamu tak berani melaporkan kepada polis? Biarlah mahkamah buat keputusan, semua rakyat Malaysia pun ingin mendengar kata-kata dari dua pihak.

Tapi, saya tak faham ni....
Mengapa Najib meminta maaf sedangkan Datuk sendiri mendapati beliau tak salah?? Najib berada di situ masa Datuk memberi ucapanmu, adakah Najib juga menuduh beliau?? Mangapa Najib nak buat begitu, saya tak faham ni....

Yang Berhormat Datuk Ahmad Ismail, kamu sepatutnya berani menanggung tanggungjawab, kalau kamu ingin menjadi Datuk yang DINORMATI.



Long time didnt write in Bahasa Malaysia, found it quite tough...haha.....
I truly feel that Datuk Ahmad Ismail should lodge a polis report if he feels his words being misstated. Please include Najib in the polis report as our deputy PM agreed that Ahmad's statements was disappropriate. Dont always accuse reporters when said somethings wrong, despite I know this is a common trick used by certain politicans.

BANGUN-LAH, the world is changing, Malaysia is changing as well. Dont always think that those tricks are still applicable now. Just take an example, someone told u that u were "naive", he appears 2 weeks later and tell u that he was only referring to the time when u were still a child. Haih.....Human tends to create excuses for what they had done wrong...

A simple apologise will reduce the impacts much, but this irresponsible behaviour from him just makes all Malaysians embarrassing.....

Anyway, not really important, he's just a small udang-udang, I will remember him as a racist despite he strongly deny that....haha.....Lastly, credits to UMNO national leaders like Najib, not easy for UMNO to apologise, it's a good start to form a truly united country!!!

Wife vs Girl Friend

Yet,another funny forward mail I received...lol....


translation:
harimau - tiger
hari hari mahu - daily needs


Do you agree with the following statements :

Some people say :
Wife is a HARIMAU ¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­ GIRLFRIEND is HARI HARI MAHU

And some say :Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)

At home watch TV, go out bring HP.No money, sell TV.

Got money change HP.Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.

TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but handphone is cute,slim,curvy and very portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding,

Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..

Last but not least.......TV do not have virus, but h/p yes..........have VIRUS...............once get it, HABIS LA. ....... hahahahaha......

so better choose TV

9/5/08

Airasia CEO blog

I just found Airasia CEO Dato Sri Anthony Fernandes's blog :
http://www.tonyfernandesblog.com/

"Hopefully everyone who reads this will look at it in the right spirit...positive spirit. Something all of us as Malaysians need a massive dose of."

"One of the key issues we face today is to stop great talent from leaving our wonderful country. A loss of even one talented Malaysian represents a drain on our great country."

"In this era of globalization, I hope that we can put our differences behind us and work as a united Malaysia to combat the many challenges thrown at us. "

"Let's look confidently together towards the future and strengthen our bonds as Malaysians to take our nation to greater heights."

Those are words from his blog. Pretty inspiring.......
But what happening now (referring to Ahmad Ismail's racist remark) shows that our country is still have long long way to go......
Anyway, I do believe that the future of our country will be better!!! (look in positive spirit)

9/3/08

Regret!

Damn funny!!!! LOL!!

9/2/08

Are you a Chinese??

What makes a Chinese-CHINESE?

Please check the list to see how Chinese you or your friends really are: There are at least 29 ways to know if you're Chinese. You will laugh at yourself when you read all of them.

1. You unwrap gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those ribbons).

2. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.

3. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.

4. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers. You use the grocery bags to hold garbage.

5. You hate to waste food: (a) Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them. (Your mom will give you a lecture about starving kids in Africa ).
(b) You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.

6. You don't own any real Tupperware- only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, take out containers, and jam jars.

7. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.

8. You wipe your plate and utensils or wash them in a small basin of hot water before you eat every time you go to a restaurant.

9 . You own a rice cooker and a slow cooker.

10. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it.

11. You fight (literally) over who pays the dinner bill.

12. You have a teacup with a cover on it.

13. If you're under age 20, you own a really expensive Walkman; if you're over 20, you own a really expensive camera.

14. You're a wok user.

15. You only make long distance calls after 7pm.

16. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached - it means they're fresh.

17. You never call your parents just to say, ' Hi. '

18. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they'll ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.

19. Your parents tell you to boil herbs and stay indoors when you get sick. They also tell you not to eat fried foods or baked foods because such food is ' heaty'

20. You e-mail your Chinese friends at work, even though you only sit 10 feet apart.

21. You always cook too much.

22. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table.

23. You starve yourself before going to an ' All You Can Eat ' buffet.

24. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry, electronics, or computers.

25 . You own your own meat cleaver and sharpens it.

26. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.

27. You call a sausage a hotdog.

28. You wrap with napkins all the knives, spoons and forks of the airline that you fly on and put in your travel-bag as souvenirs

29. You never forget to take with you all the unused bath and facial tissues when you check out from the hotel because you believe that you have paid for it all.

9/1/08

Some songs

KawanKu


網路大戰


麻坡的华语


One night stand


可怜的小弟



天堂 龔柯允 作詞:黃明志 作曲: M.Nasir/Loloq


Negarakuku by Yahoonamewee



Just enjoy these songs as an entertainment.....hahaha!!!

8/31/08

Happy Birthday, MALAYSIA!!!!!



Don't sue me, I don't have money!!!
No offences on anyone, just hope that Malaysia will get better and better!!!!

Hope that everyone can enjoy this song with open mind, do appreciate the freedom of speaking!

Note: I don't 100% agree with this song, but have to praise his talents.

8/30/08

Good Story

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: 'I am blind, please help.' There were only a few coins in the hat.



A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.

Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, 'Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?'



The man said, 'I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way.' What he had written was: 'Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it.'

Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing?

Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective? Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively.

Invite others towards good with wisdom. Live life with no excuse and love with no regrets. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear.

Great men say, 'Life has to be an incessant process of repair and reconstruction, of discarding evil and developing goodness.... In the journey of life, if you want to travel without fear, you must have the ticket of a good conscience.'

The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling...And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it!!!

8/18/08

国庆日的最佳礼物

李宗伟输了。。。一场让人失望的巅峰之战。。。我觉得李宗伟发挥正常,只是林丹当天太神了,从该决赛的表现来看,他确实配得上那枚金牌。从比分来看,大家可能觉得林丹赢得很轻松,但回想他四年来所承受的压力,这枚金牌来得不易。

同样的,李宗伟的银牌也来得更加不易。多年来,他独自一人对抗强大的中国男单,输球时还需承受球迷的责备,那种孤独感非我们能理解的。。。坦白说,之前我对李宗伟没什么好感,尤其是去年世锦赛落败后公开责备总教练。但,他过后的表现确实让我刮目相看。他从低谷中走出来所付出的努力不是我们能想象的。他在各方面的自我提升有目共睹,尤其是心态。不但是他在球场上出色的表现,更重要的是他自我超越,尊重对手的精神赢得我的尊重。

他那份决心、信心、执著、投入和努力是值得学习的。他也让我相信只要有决心和信心,大马人民还是可以在世界舞台发光发亮的!!!

大马人民不分彼此地支持李宗伟,为他呐喊加油,米斯本和李宗伟不分种族地为国家荣誉而奋斗。。。。这些都是国庆日的最佳礼物,真正的MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!

8/13/08

Missing parts of Beijing Olympics 2008 Opening Ceremony

一场大型晚会中,负责切换镜头决定机位的导播是异常重要的。好的导播可以恰到好处的利用机位和远近镜头给大家呈现出最好的效果。结果导播把老谋子好几年的心血给打了5折。 这次导播的遗憾的让我们完全没有真实的看到一个美轮美奂举世震惊的开幕式。


开场的击缶,整齐!壮观!



应该切远景的时候居然用局部特写,许多搭配在一起简直如画般美好的场景,被大打折扣。 还是击缶,大家谁在电视上看到这个场景了? 没错,这个场景的时候,导播把镜头切到观众席去了




中国红



鸟巢真的是个气势磅礴的地方,还是击缶部分。仰角度观看。导播就会切观众席特写



五星红旗迎风飘扬,胜利歌声多么响亮



升国旗,奏国歌



谁在电视上看到还有字了= =如果不是这组照片,没去现场的近40亿人,谁知道上面还有行字?



竖起来的五环



在桃花的部分,导播坚定的切了一个桃花的超大近景特写。所以全世界40亿人在这个部分,基本只看到了疑似塑料花的道具特写。 那么我们来看现场的效果



真实的效果!!! 被这张桃花震撼了!! 张艺谋我以后再也不说你是农村剧专业户了!你是当之无愧的大导演!



下面是手拿竹制书简的表演。 在电视上,导播给这个表演来的也是大特写,特写到满眼都是脑袋上的长羽毛,感觉就是一大群脑袋上带羽毛球的人。我们来看现场的效果



泼墨写意,画般感觉。而此时我们能在电视上看到的,只有导播切到的脑袋顶端羽毛特写



这个镜头的时候,看电视的人,完全看不到两边的优美陶瓷图画。只给了中间特写,而且是长时间的,完全没有顾忌到两边的整体协调性。



这么美好的角度,这么美丽的场景,你们居然只在女演员脸上打特写,那几个姑娘是好看,
但是不能只拍她们啊!电视上没能看到这个场景,太遗憾了



电视里完全都没有拍到的!该拉近景的时候你们又远远的拍柱子远景,谁能看清楚上面的人呀。



天呐,这和今天电视上播出的,真的是同一场开幕式吗?这么美丽的东西,为什么没有被呈现出来



多么美丽的敦煌飞天舞者。只给了两个镜头,还不知所谓= =
背影



我敢打赌看电视转播的观众,都不知道这幅画原来是这样的。



这是太极拳表演变换太极阵,太美了。电视上在给演员们打超近距离面部特写近景



继续太极阵



你们知道这是什么吗?没人知道吧? 这是太极拳最开始那段。 那段大家应该记得很清楚,还是在打近距离特写。 远景,远景才是张艺谋导演追求的效果啊!!!泪,美好的远景就这么被导播切没了



太极阵的另一变化



笑脸



真美好



这和电视上完全是两场晚会啊!



这些笑脸电视里都看不到TOT



连我们精心制作的烟火都没有拍摄出来



鸟巢烟火



仿若置身幻境



火树银花



导播只知道航拍烟火很有feel,却不知道从鸟巢向上看,又一处人间胜景



这才是老谋子要表达的从古代织布机中走出的丝绸之路!



在地球之外还有灿烂的银河,我反正是没看见~!

8/12/08

Poll Results

Will Malaysia grab the first ever Olympics GOLD medal(s) in Beijing Olympics 2008?

62% - Yes.Through Badminton.
31% - No. Going to disappointed again =.=
6% - Yes. Through other sports.


Expected results. Badminton is the only sport that our country able to win gold medal in Olympics. Hopefully they can live up to the expectations.

Personally, I think Koo/Tan can win the gold medal this time. Meanwhile, it's a tough job for Lee Chong Wei to crown the men's singles title as too many Chinese players are there, he really needs to beware of Bao Chun Lai in the semi final.

Hope that they can end the long-waited Olympics gold medal!!!! MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!

8/6/08

Beijing Olympics 2008 - Badminton

Below are my predictions for winners of Beijing Olympics 2008 - badminton. Hopefully Malaysia can bring back gold medal(s). "MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!"

Men’s Singles:
Gold: LIN Dan (CHN)
Silver: LEE Chong Wei (MAS)
Bronze: BAO Chunlai (CHN)
4th: WONG Choong Hann (MAS)
Black Horses: NGUYEN Tien Minh (VIE) / LEE Hyun Il (KOR)

Men’s Doubles:
Gold: KOO Kien Keat/TAN Boon Heong (MAS)
Silver: FU Haifeng/CAI Yun (CHN)
Bronze: JUNG Jae Sung/LEE Yong Dae (KOR)
4th: CHOONG Tan Fook/LEE Wan Wah (MAS)
Black Horses: PASSKE Lars/RASMUSSEN Jonas(DEN) /
ERIKSEN Jens/LUNDGAARD HANSEN Martin (DEN)

Women’s Singles:
Gold: LU Lan (CHN)
Silver: RASMUSSEN Tine (DEN)
Bronze: XIE Xingfang (CHN)
4th: ZHANG Ning (CHN)
Black Horses: CHENG Shao-Chieh (TPE) / JUN Jae Youn (KOR) /WANG Chen (HKG)

Women’s Doubles:
Gold: YANG Wei/ZHANG Jiewen (CHN)
Silver: DU Jing/YU Yang (F) (CHN)
Bronze: LEE Kyung Won/LEE Hyo Jung (KOR)
4th: ZHANG Yawen/WEI Yili (CHN)
Black Horse: CHIEN Yu Chin/CHENG Wen Hsing (TPE)

Mixed Doubles:
Gold: CLARK Anthony/KELLOGG Donna (ENG)
Silver: LIMPELE ~ Flandy/MARISSA Vita(INA)
Bronze: WIDIANTO Nova/NATSIR Liliyana (INA)
4th: LEE Yong Dae/LEE Hyo Jung (KOR)
Black Horse: ROBERTSON Nathan/EMMS Gail (ENG)

8/3/08

Tag, Tag, Tag!!!

Instructions: Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.

1. At what age do you wish to marry?
This question is too far for me at this moment....I think things will happen when the time is right.

2. What is your most favourite thing to do?
Thinking, which makes my life hard sometimes.

3. If you have a close close close friend since childhood who loves to take away whatever you like, including guys/girls, and he/she always wins, will you still consider him/her your friend?
If he/she is the one who loves to take away whatever I like(which he/she knows), he/she won't be my close friend coz we are not from the same world from the beginning.

4. What would you give up in return to eat all you want in the world and not get fat?
Of course is my health. Anyway, I don't have any foods that I want to eat very much.

5. Is there someone in your heart right now?
I rather keep this secret in my heart to avoid any troubles to me.

6. Do you believe you can survive without money?
I believe humans will find the ways out when they are in trouble. So, go earn money if don't have money.

7. What are you afraid to lose the most?
Trust and love.

8. What do you feel like doing, right now?
Going back home in Malaysia.

9. If there's someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
Of course, after some "permissions"(hints) from her. This may proved to be costly as well.

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
Ben Wong is smart,friendly,caring............in the conclusion,a GOOD GUY.

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
Considerable and kind.

12. What is the thing that will make you think he/she is bad?
I rarely think persons besides me are bad despite he/she may hurt me.

13. What are the characteristics of your dream job?
Any jobs that could help people and eventually make me proud of myself.

14. Is anyone really perfect?
No. Weakness can be an advantage if can use it well.

15. If you had a choice to be rich or happy, which one would you pick?
Happy. When you are happy, you own everything...

16. If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
I hope I won't think too much if I could.

17. Who is the person that you can share all your problems with?
Previously, there was a girl that I can share all my problems with....but now I think my sister is the person.

18. How do you see yourself in 10 years time?
10 years older than now.

19. What is the one thing you love about yourself?
All. Who are going to love you if you can't accept yourself?

20. If you had 24 hours to do anything, anything at all in the world, whether it be realistically possible, what would it be?
Spend my time with persons that I love.

8 person whom I tag:
1- Saw Cheng Khang
2- Chin Wy Quin
3- Ong Han Ming
4- Alex Ong
5- Goh Sea Win
6- Saw Cheng Pheng
7- Yao Nie s
8- Soo Cheng Dar

Rangers 0-4 Liverpool

7/31/08

吴淡如的鞋子理论

Yet, another inspiring email I received.

吳淡如說:「年輕的時候真的因為買錯東西,交過很多學費 但是到了現在,我已經能夠認識自己、了解自己知道什麼東西適合自己,所以在下決定的時候就會很清楚、很確定」

吳淡如說:我真的覺得,女人尋找適合的男人 就像是尋找一雙適合的鞋子
在年輕的時候,女人買的往往是最華麗 最能墊高自己高度的鞋子或許是高跟鞋、或許是恨天高 即使難穿也沒關係 因為妳覺得妳自己可以忍耐

但是,如果有一天 妳忍耐到拇指外翻、腳起水泡妳才會發現,鞋子最重要的功能 其實是要陪妳走路而已而走路是要往前走的,不是要站在原地的

婚姻就像找鞋標準一直在變所以,這時候妳就會去找一雙很舒適的 會保護妳的腳的、會陪著妳一起向前走的鞋 而不是去增加你的高度,因為妳就是這個樣子 吳淡如說:「但是這其中也有一個前提就是妳也不能找太醜的鞋 因為如果太醜妳就不會喜歡它」婚姻其實就像每個人在找鞋而已

我發現自己從很年輕的時候到現在 找鞋的人格一直慢慢地在改變因為你已經慢慢接受自己原本的高度 不需要靠鞋子來墊高自己了不過,雖然這個道理聽起來很簡單似乎人人都可以領會 但是,吳淡如也坦承要充分參悟其中的道理,其實不是那麼容易

吳淡如以自己為例,和男朋友Simon鄧 其實在民國八十二年就認識,原先只是朋友 直到最近這一、兩年兩個人才有比較深入的來往那種感覺就像古代的文藝小說中所說的『過盡千帆皆不是』 你(妳)會突然發現好女人(男人)還是在你(妳)的身邊 他(她)也許不是最漂亮的鞋,而是一雙很舒服、能走長久的鞋~

吳淡如說:「我男朋友對我的所有態度 永遠是:『我可以為妳做什麼?』 我後來才覺得 原來這才是人間最稀罕的一種品質」

我真的是後來才發現 像這種從台北載妳到高雄 都叫做『順路』的人 而且他自己有他自己的工作原則、價值觀、人生觀 他不會嫉妒妳的成就,也不會嫉妒妳賺的錢 願意對妳的一切樂觀其成對任何妳想做的各種實驗,永遠都不加置諱因為那不關他的事,這是妳自己的選擇 老實跟你說,這樣的人還真少

正如吳淡如在最近一篇文章中所說的: 「沒有一種幸福的背後不站著一個曾經咬緊牙根的堅定靈魂」吳淡如如今對生活和人生的了悟 其實也經過一番寒風徹骨 從來沒有在人前掉過一滴眼淚的吳淡如在看到弟弟的字跡那一剎那,還是當場哭了起來弟弟的離開對我的人生,其實影響很大即使是我後來跑去奧修社區在做一些 meditation(冥想)的時候,都還是會放聲大哭表示你的那種悲傷的能量還是在漸漸釋放之中弟弟的離開,第一當然是讓我體會到人生無常第二是讓我了解,人生的快樂和不快樂 真的是掌握在自己手中 跟你原先擁有的資質完全無關

我開始看見人有無限可能,我不是只能做這些事情」「就是我一定要把人生過得加倍精采該玩的一定替你去玩; 該看的花該看的動物,都幫你去看;該償還的,我也幫你償還耳邊響起的也正是吳淡如的那句話:
『過盡千帆皆不是』 你(妳)會突然發現好女人(男人)還是在你(妳)的身邊 他(她)也許不是最漂亮的鞋,而是一雙很舒服、能走長久的鞋~

问世间情为何物?

This is a quite meaningful email received from my friend. Try to think about those phrases in white.....

爱的感觉,总是在一开始觉得很甜蜜, 总觉得多一个人陪、多一个人帮你分担, 你终於不再孤单了,至少有一个人想著你、恋著你, 不论做什么事情, 只要能一起,就是好的, 但是慢慢的,随著彼此的认识愈深, 你开始发现了对方的缺点, 於是问题一个接著一个发生, 你开始烦、累,甚至想要逃避, 有人说爱情就像在捡石头, 总想捡到一个适合自己的, 但是你又如何知道什么时候能够捡到呢?

*她适合你,那你又适合她吗? 其实,爱情就像磨石子一样, 或许刚捡到的时候,你不是那么的满意, 但是记住人是有弹性的, 很多事情是可以改变的, 只要你有心、有勇气, 与其到处去捡未知的石头, 还不如好好的将自己已经拥有的石头磨亮磨,你开始磨了吗? 很多人以为是因为感情淡了, 所以人才会变得懒惰。 错! 其实是人先被惰性征服, 所以感情才会变淡的。

*在某个聚餐的场合, 有人提议多吃点虾子对身体好, 这时候有个中年男人忽然说「十年前,当我老婆还是我的女朋友的时候,她说要吃十只虾,我就剥二十只给她! 现在,如果她要我帮她剥虾壳,开玩笑!我连帮她脱衣服都没兴趣了,还剥虾壳咧!*听到了吗?明白了吗? 难怪越来越多人只想要谈一辈子的恋爱,却迟迟不肯走入婚姻。
因为,婚姻容易让人变得懒惰。 如果每个人都 懒得讲话、 懒得倾听、 懒得制造惊喜、 懒得温柔体贴, 那么夫妻或是情人之间, 又怎么会不渐行渐远渐无声呢? 所以请记住: 有活力的爱情, 是需要适度殷勤灌溉的, 谈恋爱,更是不可以偷懒的喔!

*有一对情侣,相约下班後去用餐、逛街,可是女孩因为公司会议而延误了, 当她冒著雨赶到的时候已经迟到了30多分钟, 他的男朋友很不高兴的说: 你每次都这样,现在我甚么心情也没了, 我以後再也不会等你了! 刹那间,女孩终於决堤崩溃了, 她心里在想:或许,他们再也没有未来了
*同样的在同一个地点,另一对情侣也面临同样的处境; 女孩赶到的时候也迟到了半个钟头,他的男朋友说:我想你一定忙坏了吧! 接著他为女孩拭去脸上的雨水,并且脱去外套盖在女孩身上, 此刻,女孩流泪了, 但是流过她脸颊的泪却是温馨的。 你体会到了吗?

*其实爱、恨往往只是在我们的一念之间! 爱不仅要懂得宽容更要及时, 很多事可能只是在於你心境的转变罢了! 懂了吗? 当有个人爱上你,而你也觉得他不错。 那并不代表你会选择他。

*我们总说:我要找一个你很爱很爱的人,才会谈恋爱。 但是当对方问你,怎样才算是很爱很爱的时候, 你可能无法回答他,因为你自己也不知道。*没错,我们总是以为,我们会找到一个自己很爱很爱的人。 可是後来,当我们猛然回首,我们才会发觉自己曾经多么天真。 假如从来没有开始,你怎么知道自己会不会很爱很爱那个人呢? 其实,很爱很爱的感觉,是要在一起经历了许多事情之後才会发现的 或许每个人都希望能够找到自己心目中百分之百的伴侣, 但是你有没有想过在你身边会不会早已经有人默默对你付出很久了,只是你没发 觉而已呢? 所以,还是仔细看看身边的人吧! 他或许已经等你很久喽!

*当你爱一个人的时候,爱到八分绝对刚刚好。 所有的期待和希望都只有七八分;剩下两三分用来爱自己。如果你还继续爱得更多,很可能会给对方沉重的压力,让彼此喘不过气来, 完全丧失了爱情的乐趣。*所以请记住, 喝酒不要超过六分醉, 吃饭不要超过七分饱, 爱一个人不要超过八分 *那天朋友问我:到底该怎么做才算是爱一个人呢? 我笑著跟他说:其实每个人的爱情观都不一样,说对了叫开导,但就怕说错反倒变成误导。那就糟糕了!

*如果你也正在为爱迷惘,或许下面这段话可以给你一些启示: 爱一个人,要了解,也要开解; 要道歉,也要道谢; 要认错,也要改错; 要体贴,也要体谅; 是接受,而不是忍受; 是宽容,而不是纵容; 是支持,而不是支配; 是慰问,而不是质问; 是倾诉,而不是控诉; 是难忘,而不是遗忘; 是彼此交流,而不是凡事交代; 是为对方默默祈求, 而不是向对方诸多要求; 可以浪漫,但不要浪费; 可以随时牵手,但不要随便分手

Pls Turn Off Your Phone in the Cinema

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7/16/08

Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim arrested

Anwar was being arrested for sodomy allegation around 1pm.

In fact, Anwar already given assurance to show up at the police headquraters at 2pm. Police said they arrested Anwar as they feared he would not show up. They claimed that Anwar supposed to have gone directly to police headquarters immediately after giving his statement to the ACA (Anti-Corruption Agency) in Putrajaya. However, ANwar changed his was heading back to his house in Bukit Segambut.

Honestly, I was shocked with this action by the police. Why they could not arrest Anwar after 2pm ? It's understandable that the police feared Anwar would not show up on time. However, numbers of cops had been positioned around Anwar's house, are they still worry that Anwar is going to escape?

Furthermore, I strongly agreed that the action was 'highly provocative and shocking' as described by DAP adviser Lim Kit Siang. The action will undoubtfully increase political tensions. On Monday (14 July), Police locked down Parliament with roadblocks and massive security to prevent an anticipated rally by supporters of opposition parties. That action had angered the public as they were the group who directly suffered. The inappropriate arrest of Anwar will only further trigger the tensions and angers.

Police had not learnt the lesson 10 years ago. They should show more wisdoms in handling situations like this. If not, the reputation of police force will drop to a lower point.

7/14/08

感情信仰者

感情是可以培养的?
感情是不能勉强的?


相信“感情可以培养”者 - 两个人从素未谋面到相识,从陌生人到朋友,再从朋友到情人。在这相处的过程中,慢慢地发现对方的优点,开始欣赏对方,感情也随之逐渐深厚。。。

相信“感情不能勉强”者 - 不能勉强自己跟一个没感觉的人在一起。。。没感觉就是没感觉。。。


我觉得,后者是属于理想/梦幻中的爱情,而前者则较符合现实中的爱情。。。
一位著名心理学家曾经用四个字解释爱情 - 自作多情
假设A与B,A不经意地向B微笑,而B以为A对他/她有意思,开始对A有感觉。在这时候,B对待A较好,A又以为B喜欢他/她。。。就这样互相以为,A和B就坠入爱河。。。有时候,两个人也因为互相以为,而错失在一起的机会。。。这就是爱情。。

每个人都希望能与自己最爱的人在一起,但现实中并非每个人都有这样的福份。。
两个人要长久在一起,靠的不是感觉,而是感情。。。
感觉反复无常,若不能在天时地利人和的情况下向喜欢的人表白,下一刻感觉就可能消失。。
而感情是随着岁月逐渐深厚。。

那你觉得感情是可以培养的,还是不能勉强的??

7/13/08

Is C. Ronaldo a slave?

Recently, Ronaldo has been linked to a record-breaking transfer to Real Madrid. Ronaldo made known to the world about his desires to play for Real while FIFA president Sepp Blatter labelled Ronaldo as a 'slave'.

In a normal circumstances, a club would tight their key players into long-term contract, in protecting the club's interest. Personally, I think there is nothing wrong by doing unless the pay is very low. Ronaldo is receiving six-digits wages every week and he signed the contract without being forced.

On the other point of view, the fact that Ronaldo wants to play for Real is undeniable. Nothing wrong for a player for wanting to play for his favourite club. It is not good for the player and the club if the player feels uncomfortable at the club and forced to honour his contract.

Thus, IF I were the manager of MU, I would choose to sell Ronaldo for few reasons:
1- He is not loyal to MU anymore, his heart is at Real side.
2- He is highly-valued,MU could have massive transfer budgets after selling him.
3- He is just a world class player, not a LEGEND!! A world class player could change the game
but a LEGEND could change the team.
4- He is having the worst injury in his career, no one can guarantee that he will back to the top
level again after recovering from the injury.
5- Real's players do not welcome the signing of Ronaldo. His presence might destroy the
harmony of Real team.
6- Selling him to Real is better than selling to Chelsea.

7/11/08

Stay or left Malaysia??

Pak Lah confirmed to step down as prime minister in June 2010 and appointed Najib as his successor. At the same time, former PM, Mahathir pour cold water on this deal by saying Najib will not become PM on 2010. Personally, I think this is the best way of transfering power and special credit to Abdullah by putting the country's interests ahead all ( If he really step down as planned).

The lastest developments in Malaysia's political scene are pushing our country into a more unstable stage, which cause frustrations among Malaysians - Anwar's sodomy allegation, Altantuya's case, petrol hike, no-confident vote against Abdullah.........

Anyway, I think the most important thing at the moment is that, DON'T LOSE CONFIDENT!!
Many Malaysians are feeling frustrating on our country's political scene and lose confidents. They think should left Malaysia in the future to secure a better future for themselves. Personally, I dun think this group of people have the right to critise others (especially Malays) by claiming themselves loving the country. Who else are going to develop our country if all Malaysians are leaving the country??!!

"Don't ask what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country",a quote by John F. Kennedy. Everyone has their own demands, at the same time, the country demands for your services. Everyone has their own choices of their own lifes, can try think about above statement when deciding to migrate from our own country....

7/10/08

Results of Poll

What are your first impressions towards politics?

40% Dirty

30% Interesting

30% Ugly

20% Boring

20% None of my business

0% Exciting



Quite surprising results for me since I thought "none of my business" will be the "champions"..haha..maybe majority of "none of my business" supporters were not voting at all...haha...

Personally, I think politics are dirty but interesting. Anyway, I strongly against "none of my business" as politics is the most direct way in influencing our country's development and thus your career.

6/30/08

癌细胞

癌症細胞 - 李家同

老張是我們高中同班同學中唯一念醫學院的同學,
他是癌症醫生。

我們雖然是好朋友,
但我們常常開玩笑說最好不需要去找他。

同班同學聚會,老張一定會到,
他的收入高得不得了,所以有的時候他會請客,
偶爾同學中有人發生一些經濟上的困難,
他也會慷慨解囊。

雖然老張對人很慷慨,卻過著很簡樸的生活,
他每次都坐公共汽車來聚會,他也乘公車離開,
現在有了地鐵,他當然都乘地鐵。
他也從不大吃大喝。

我的感覺是,老張非常不喜歡過非常舒適的生活。

我們都是六十二歲左右的人,
到退休年齡,卻沒有人真正退休。

大概四個月以前聽人家說,老張退休了,
醫院還為他舉行了一個退休儀式,
而且聽說場面有些感傷。

我弄不清楚是怎麼一回事,正想打電話給他,
沒有想到在台北的一家書店碰到了他。
他正在買偵探小說,
看到了我,高興得不得了,一把抓住我,
找了一家環境優雅的咖啡館,
坐下來大談他所喜歡的偵探小說,
我也聽得津津有味。

可是,我注意到一件事,老張瘦了一些。

老張是個聰明人。
他當然知道我已注意到他的消瘦,
他主動地告訴我,
他得了癌症,已經只有幾個月的生命。

對我來講,這真是青天霹靂,
也沒有問現在有沒有治療 ?
因為我想他是這方面的專家,應該知道如何治療。

離開咖啡館的時候,下雨了。
我替老張攔下了一輛計程車,
這是我有生以來,第一次看到老張乘坐計程車。

一個月以後,老張來埔里找我。
他的兒子也是癌症醫生。

我們一起去了附近的農場看油桐花。
那裡的油桐花種在道路兩旁,大樹成蔭,
車子開過滿地的白花,真是奇景。

老張雖然時常面露倦容,
但他一再說不虛此行。
因為,他以後再也看不到
這種遍地都是白花的情境了。

除了看花以外,
老張也對我們的多媒體系統有很大的興趣。
我們的研究生,替他表演了好多有趣的系統。
老張仔細地看這些表演,也問很多有道理的問題。
這也是看到老張的最後一次。

不久,老張就去世了。

我當時心中納悶,為什麼他走得這麼快?
以他的專業素養,
他的癌症一定是初期,
他所得到的治療也一定是最好的。
為什麼他這麼快就走了?
我們都收到了訃聞。
訃聞中除了絕對婉謝花圈這些玩意兒外,
還有一個特別的請求,
請大家在指定的地點坐他們家租的遊覽車去。

訃聞中,好像拒絕任何人開汽車去參加葬禮。
期間來了一大票名醫,他們都面容嚴肅。
我們這些人看了這麼多的名醫,更加深一個疑問:

為什麼老張走得如此之快?

謎底終於揭曉了,老張的兒子致詞的時候,
告訴我們一個我們都不知道的故事:
老張從頭到尾沒有接受任何治療。

為什麼呢?

老張的兒子在禮堂中放映了一段錄影帶,
在這段錄影帶中,老張解釋了何謂癌症細胞?


我們常以為癌症細胞是不健康的細胞,
其實不然,
癌症細胞是最健康、最有活力的,
別的細胞雖然會分裂,但分裂會有止境。

癌症細胞的分裂永遠不會停止。

不斷的分裂需要養分,但是人的養分有限,
癌症細胞的不斷分裂
最後將其他正常細胞的養分吸取得一乾二淨。


因此老張認為我們這些人都是 [癌症細胞 ]。

因為太健康,所以我們吃得多。
因為有錢,所以我們消耗掉大量能源。
可是,地球上就這麼多資源,
我們用得多,其他人類就倒楣了。

老張在錄影帶中一再地強調:
百分之八十的資源,由百分之二十的人類消耗掉。

他也一再地提醒我們:
如果,全世界的人都像我們這樣地吃遠洋的魚,
全地球海裡的魚只夠我們吃一天。

他一再地問一個問題:
如果,全世界的人都像我們一樣地享受,
地球上的資源能撐多久?
舉例來說,四十年後,石油就用光了。

老張的錄影帶也介紹了
非洲二千五百萬人得到了愛滋病的慘相,
這一段的聲音被消除了。

但這一段靜寂的錄影帶,帶給我們極大的震撼。

老張的兒子沒有解釋
為什麼老張不願意接受治療?

那一段沒有任何聲音的錄影帶,解釋了一切。

老張早就對於他的生活好感到內疚。
所以,他一直儘量地過得很簡單。

最近非洲大批人得到愛滋病,
卻沒有人得到任何治療。
歐美雖然有治療愛滋病的藥,
但這些非洲窮人,如何有錢買這種藥呢 ?

老張熱愛生命,但是他不願他的生命影響了別人,
他不願意看到自己太健康,太健康就是癌症細胞了。

最後,老張提到他自己的病,
他說:他的病是不可能痊癒的,
花了很多錢以後,他可以多活三至四年,
在這三、四年內,他所能做的非常之少,
所以他不願意為了他的這三、四年的生命,
而花費人類大量的醫藥資源。

老張的兒子也在葬禮上告訴了大家:
老張臨死以前,捐了大筆的錢給一個慈善機構,
專門用作醫治非洲愛滋病人之用。

老張如果多活幾年,
也許可以醫治一些人,
但是他的拒絕治療, 卻是一個強有力的震撼教育。
前天,我們同學會,
每人一個盤餐,大家不發牢騷,
每個人都對自己的命運感到滿足。

我家現在平時只開電扇,有客人來才開冷氣。
我們也越吃越簡單,
每次餐後有香蕉吃就心滿意足矣。

我住的是公寓,
有時,難免想念當年在國外住的獨門獨園房子。
現在,我的想法也改了。
如果,全台灣的人都這樣住,
台灣恐怕會看不到一片青山,一片綠水,
全台灣只看到房子了。

老張說得有道理 ,
我們不能生活得太好,
我們不該是癌症細胞。
我們應該將青山綠水留給下一代,留給別人。

老張瀟灑地離去,使我們可瀟瀟灑灑地活著。

我們都輕鬆多了。



如果,你也認同這樣的理念
覺得應該把它傳出去,
請別吝嗇那一點點時間,
轉發讓更多人看到它吧!

一起期許自己別做地球的癌細胞

當然 還是要提醒您
[ 天天五蔬果 防癌輕鬆做]

6/29/08

Germany vs Spain

The final of EURO 2008 is just 24 hours to go.

For me,Germany chance of winning the match is depends on Ballack. So, stop Ballack equals stop Germany. Meanwhile, the absence of Villa is a huge blow for Spain but Fabegras came out as a star for Spain in the last two matches, will he do it again this time? Or maybe is another Spain player who come out as a hero, maybe is Alonso?who knw....

This is Spain's first appearance in EURO final since 1984 and won it once in 1964 while Germany were three times champions. However, history is one thing, going out and performing on the big stage is another. Thus, I do believe that Spain is going to crown the title!!

6/28/08

TWO MONKS

Two monks on a pilgrimage came to the ford of a river. There they saw a girl dressed in all her finery, obviously not knowing what to do since the river was high and she did not want to spoil her clothes. Without more ado, one of the monks took her on his back, carried her across and put her down on dry ground on the other side.
Then the monks continued on their way. But the other monk after an hour started complaining, "Surely it is not right to touch a woman; it is against the commandments to have close contact with women. How could you go against the rules of monks?"
The monk who had carried the girl walked along silently, but finally he remarked, " I set her down by the river an hour ago, why are you still carrying her?"





I wish to share this inspiring story which my friend emailed me, indeed, I heard this story from my sister few years ago.

放下,is an action that needs wisdom and courage.

Are you hate/dislike anyone?
DO you remember somethings bad that someone done to you?
DO you feeling sad when you cant get branded stuffs/your favourite team lose?......
these are just few examples showing you are still "carrying" them...

Anyway, life is a non-stop learning process. Dont worry if you are still 执著 on somethings, you are not alone, at least I'm accompanying you..haha...
执著 can drives you to great success, but can destroy you too. How to fully utilise "执著" is depends on your wisdom, which is a much higher level intangible skill...lol

Anyway, what is the 执著 in English ar??

6/27/08

Funny

Saw this from my friend's blog (http://eoso-photophobia.blogspot.com/2008_06_01_archive.html):

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery.Today is a gift, and that is why it is called the present."

Comments achieved:
monkey king said...
what u mean is...every day u receive a mystery gift that turns out be history...where's the mystery in it?!!

pk said...
From Accounting point of view,
"Yesterday is past transactions,tomorrow is future sacrifices of economic benefits. Today is an obligation to creditors,and that's why it is called liability."

This is why the definition of liability is-
"Future sacrifices of economic benefits that the entity ispresently obliged to make to other entities as a result of past transactions or other past events"

6/26/08

Russia vs Spain

Spain will meet Russia for the second time in this EURO 08.

No one will underestimates Russia after they crashed Holland 3-1 in quarter final. I'm really impressed with their performance, especially the display of playmaker Andrei Arshavin. Meanwhile, Spain performs as stable as they should from the beginning of this tournament. So, which team will win???

Russia team showed their qualities with great teamwork, speed, stamina......more importantly, they have genious Hiddink and superb ARshivin in their squad!! However, their set piece is weak. Any freekicks or corners for Spain maybe costly.

Spain, on the other hand, is having the strongest squad in this tournament (I think). Even Alonso and Frabegras not being in the start 11!! They got the combination of Torres and Villa in front, which is the hottest "pair" at the moment. Anyway, their defence are weak in my mind. They have to stop the brilliant Arshavin, if not BYE BYE lo...

For me, Spain will still win this semi final tie in the end. GO GO SPAIN!!!

回教徒祈禱動作有助男性不舉問題

(吉隆坡)不舉的男性有希望了,原來多做回教徒祈禱(SOLAT)的動作有助於克服男性不舉的困擾!
一支來自馬大工程學院生物醫藥工程部的研究隊伍今日(週四,26日)披露,根據隊伍自2005年7月起針對回教徒祈禱方式對健康影響進行的研究,回教徒的祈禱動作不只對身心靈有益,也能醫治一些頑疾,包括男性不舉問題。
馬大生物醫藥工程部的醫藥咨詢及微機電系統中心主任法蒂瑪指出,根據隊伍的研究顯示,一名不舉的男性在進行了半年的祈禱後,就能完全恢復正常。
“一名正常的男性每晚都能勃起至少3次,而每次勃起的陰莖體積應該是200%。根據我們對那些因無法勃起而接受祈禱式治療的病人進行的研究,在持續做了特定祈禱動作1個月後,他們每晚都能勃起至少1次,次數因人而異。”
“這是因為當我們進行祈禱時,特定的祈禱動作有助於使相關部位的肌肉更為活躍,而刺激起欲望。當然,非回教徒也可以做這些祈禱動作,但他們並不需要唸經。”
法蒂瑪今日(週四,26日)在出席第4屆生物醫藥工程吉隆坡國際大會開幕禮後說,回教徒的祈禱方式除了能醫治男性不舉問題,對女性的腰痛也有效用。

(www.sinchew-i.com)

This research finding is quite funny!!! How come the research team could started this research, I'm still wondering....haha!!

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